Just For Fun

This beautiful German Shepherd is sitting on his balcony on the 4th floor,
when this wonderful Boxer trots along . . .
The Boxer spots the Shepherd and asks him if he would like to come down to play.

The Shepherd responds: 'No, I'm sorry, I have to guard the house for my humans.
They went away for a couple of hours, and I promised to stay here".

"Ah, come on, don't be silly, they will never notice!" says the Boxer.

"No, really, I can't", says the Shepherd, "Besides, the door is locked, I can't get through the door!"

"Why don't you jump off the balcony then?" asks the Boxer.

Breed a Boxer with a German Shorthaired Pointer, you get a Boxershorts.
A dog never seen in public.
-- Good Dog! magazine

Buddy Jr.: " I'm trying very hard to impress that strange dog !
I don't know why, but it doesn't seem to work.
He doesn't even want to play.
So I guess he is not a Boxer."

"They (dogs) never talk about themselves
but listen to you while you talk about yourself,
and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation."
--Jerome K. Jerome, English humorist

Lola -- "I'm not quite sure what to think about this attire. What do you think?
Maybe if I look like I'm having a very tough day, my humans will make it disappear."

Golden Retriever	The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie	Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund	You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler	Make me.
Boxer	Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab	Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,please, please!
German Shepherd	I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation
Jack Russell Terrier	I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog	Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniel:	Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua	Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Greyhound	It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd	First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle	I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN,
THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups.
And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard.
As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls.
He looked down into the eyes of little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck,
"These puppies come from fine pair of parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment.
Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change
and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle. "Here, Dolly!" he called.
Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly
followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence.
His eyes danced with delight.

As the dogs made their way to the fence,
the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.
Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller.
Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner,
the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up...

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt.
The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy.
He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down,
and began rolling up one leg of his trousers.

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg
attaching itself to a specially made shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said,
"You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup.

Holding it carefully handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy.
"No charge," answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."

Hug & Kisses
Leo: "Oh! Oh! We have been caught.
But Mom, This little girl is the love of my life.
And I think she loves me too!
So you see, I'm not only her guardian.
I hope this is OK with you."

Chilly (Boxer at 5 months) & Poupoune (Yorkie at 4 months)
did prove to us that Boxers and a small breed dog
can be best friends

"Me! No, me! You're both wrong, I'm the one!
Wait a minute. Why don't we all bring it, it's much easier that way."


Is this boxer love or " I don't care if you don't move over, I'll just lay down right on top of you"? (Flash & Shadow)	Chilly & Pepper seem to have another common interest than the brace

Lou Lou -- "My nickname is Lou Lou No! because I am a very busy puppy.
Nitro is my protector. I can count on him even if I am a little bit naughty."

Leo & Lola: "Don't even try to separate us,
We are glued together most of the time."

Buddy B, Cream Puff & Showbiz:
"Did someone ever think that Boxers and Frenchies cannot be best friends?"

Belle in "heat"

A little girl asked her mom:
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for
a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was
in heat and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with
gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said,
"Okay, that should take care of that problem. You can go now,
but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog and
no leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway around the block,
so another dog is pushing her home."

Aleksandros: "I have a very pretty little girl to watch over and to keep warm.
I take it very seriously"

Spirit: "I found myself a job.
Watching that baby so he does not fall off the couch."

K.O.: "You think I am asleep! I am just pretending.
My eyes are half open to watch my little buddy here."

Buddy Jr -- "I'm here, can't you see me -- Peek-a-boo I told you that I was there"

"Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea"
Robert A. Heinlein

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

" Our parents brought us to the New Jersey Boxer Club Match Show
for a day of fun, socialization and dog show practice.
At first we were either shy, excited or very curious, or all of the above.
With cuddles, praise, practice and lots of attention from everybody,
before the show started,
we soon overcome all the excitement.
We all made our parents proud of us.
Onyx and Spot were 3 days too young to be shown,
but they practiced to walk on a leash and were very good at the end of the day.
Spirit took Best Senior Puppy Bitch while shown by her best friend Blair
while Anna took Best Junior Puppy Bitch,
but Max beat us all.
He first took Best Junior Puppy Dog,
then he beat Anna to become Best Junior Puppy in Match.
After that, he went against the Best Senior Puppy and won again,
becoming Best Puppy in Match.
Like if that was not enough, he went back in the ring against the Best Adult in Match
and beat him to be crowned Best in Specialty Match Show at only 4 months old.
We all made it a good day for Kanabec"

It was a slow day in Heaven so God phoned Satan to see what was going on down there.

"It's slow here, too", said Satan

"Sounds good," said Satan, " But why are you calling me?
You've got all the dogs up there."
"I know," answered God, "But you've got all the judges."

Joker (During and after the blizzard)-- "All that snow! WOW! This is fun!
I don't understand why the humans are complaining about it.
I can almost fly ! ! ! Look at me."

Joker (At the beach)-- "The practice in the snow banks of the blizzard
is very helpful in the water"

Here is Blaze with her adoptive son, Wizard.
Wizard is a French Bulldog that was adopted and raised by Blaze.
For their story go to Wizard

If your dog is barking at the back door
and your wife is yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first?

Spencer -- "Now, this is what I call sport!
They didn't gave me the registration name of
"Phantom's Mr. Excitement"
for nothing.
I know my stuff and how to please the crowd.
I'm a pro at these agility competitions, even if I am a Boxer,
or maybe because I'm a Boxer.
It's so much fun!"

It is not just the Hound dogs that can run.
I'm a Boxer and I'm too fast for the camera.

Portrait of a Boxer dancing published in Selection Reader's Digest Juillet 2007 (Canada)

                     Ellie -- "Tennis! Anyone?".                        Sage -- "Playing soccer is hard...
                                                                                        I need a break but don't even think
                                                                                       you can put your hands on that ball.
                                                                                                  It's mine, all mine."

Many people ask: "Do Boxers love to play in water?"
Joker -- "Don't I look like I am having fun here?

April -- "Push over, I'm the driver! I may be old but still can drive that van."

"Boy! That was exhausting. Now I need a nap. And, by the way, this is my chair!"

Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever,
smell one another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it the same old story?

Dear God, Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar,
the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit,
but not one named for a dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around?
We dogs love a nice ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?

Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest
and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone?
I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time,
but all I ever hear back is the schnauzer across the street!

Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths.
What do humans understand?

Blaze's puppies a few hours old-- "Our humans are making sure
that we were almost as comfortable as in our mommy's tummy,
while our mom is being taken care of by the man in white.
We decided on our own to show our colors."

Blaze's puppies (6 weeks old): " We are so tired! We fell asleep on the best cushion ever...
these hairs are so soft and comfortable.
We could care less if the human underneath is stock there until we wake up.
She was so nice to play with us, but we just could not do it anymore."

Wizard: " Do I look comfortable or what?
I bet anything you would love to be at my place! "

Wizard: " I even have my own Elmo Giggle n' Shake chair !
Stay away from it, it's all mine"

E-Z's puppies -- "Let's do like the human.
Nothing like sunbathing under the heat lamp.
Don't take us for Boxers, we are Frenchies."

Kiya -- "This was my favorite spot where I could sleep
and have quiet time without being disturbed by the other guys.
At the same time I was able to watch everything that was going on outside.
I was always the first one to know all the gossips of the neighborhood."

Cabo -- "When I am in my toys' basket, I'm in my own bubble.
I can fall asleep without being afraid that my toys are going to disappear.

Spike -- "Z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z !!!
The master's bed is the best place for a nap. I am not spoiled at all"

THINGS I MUST REMEMBER AS A DOG
(In order to keep my present living arrangements)

Ellie -- "Tennis! Anyone?". Sage -- "Playing soccer is hard... I need a break but don't even think you can put your hands on that ball. It's mine, all mine."

Ellie -- "Tennis! Anyone?". Sage -- "Playing soccer is hard...
I need a break but don't even think
you can put your hands on that ball.
It's mine, all mine."